'Consider this a warning [...] oops sorry, wrong person': Top 20+ baffling text messages and wrong numbers

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    stealthboy So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to do because that would give it time to starve to doh because they can survive terminal velocity Rachel I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning
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    iMessage Thu 17 Jan, 21:41 I am sleeping at yours on Saturday Ruya Who's this? Well if you like but I think you have the wrong number... Wait sorry whose this Definitely wrong number Stacey Lol Why say that I can stay at urs if u don't know me lol I thought it might be fun. I've got some nice biscuits. Another time... Stop texting me! Delivered
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    < G Grandma > Message Friday 5:11 PM Gonna bring you a salad from a Wendy's after your surgery tomorrow! Aw. How sweet. I love their salads. I will be intoxicated by n please forgive me. cane so Saturday 3:24 PM Heard the surgery went well! I'm on the way WENDJY'S Yes grandma
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    Insect What is this. What kind. A green one Yes, but what is it called. Harold 9
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    Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste NONE NOT I got spring water with EXTRA minerals It's like licking a stalagmite DON'T COME HOME. mmmmmm cave water
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    <Chats Dad online What do you want for your password? C chicken 01:45 pm D chicken kiev 01:58 pm 01:41 pm W It needs a capital 01:48 pm
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    < B Bruce Landlord Today 11:18 AM It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite Delivered
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    Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike bulls what'd you really do? drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs
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    Consider this a f warning. Oops sorry wrong person No wait Delivered
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    Today 3:16 PM What is that Ground beef Read 3:17 PM Jesus Christ
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    Do you want to join my religion? What's your religion? Shitheadsteve I'm interested Delivered
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    No i took a picture of a bird do u like her Wing too big How you gonna fly high with wings too big Dumb bird I hate him
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    iMessage Today 8:42 PM You are such a piece of st This is Robert? I think you have the wrong number you todd, you're prolly a piece of s too Nope, todd
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    Messages Scott Details Call me Hello? I'm trying to fing nap Sorry thought you were at work I am Nice
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    I don't think this is working out, I feel like you never listen to a word I say lol my bacon looks like a seahorse Delivered
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    ●●●○ oo Virgin 20:34 Saturday 2 September MESSAGES Grandma P stains google Press for more MESSAGES Grandma Rug stains MESSAGES Grandma How do you clean p stains from a rug 34% now now now
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    Of course! Today 10:31 AM If I said I love you would you say it back? it back O A iMessage I love you Delivered •
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    iMessage Thursday 2:26 PM would you trade it for a riding mower? you can pick it up in leage city Hello. If I understand correctly, you would like to trade a riding mower for a $19,000 car, and we will have to come pick up the mower? yes Is it made of gold? Thursday 5:10 PM no its red Delivered
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    M LS GR Mom Our puppy Harley came down with an unknown illness today and is not doing well. He is at the vet. Please pray for him wholesumboomers Lauren Oh no! Hope he's okay Grandpa Brisket I made today. Is it bad?
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    Hi, are you still selling that Mercedes car Yeah Can you send a photo + Aa No i mean of the car
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    kelsey @spinachluvr i am so tired 11:324 306 Dad > 5GE can you talk real quick Not like an auctioneer but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard. Delivered
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    IG: PUN BIBLE Okay I'll guide you 12:14 AM First, boil 2 cups of water 12:15 AM Okay, what next? 12:18 AM Bro 12:19 AM
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    You don't miss her? No Remove your glasses
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    Hey Hey, what's up I just got back from the hospital Omg why? Oh really how many? My mom had twins Are you serious

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